You’d Never Believe It

Have you ever thought about how some of the events in the Bible sounds to those who haven’t heard them before.  


Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.  “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.  When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.  Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements.  They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.”


I’ll Be Right on Down

One small mountain church is located by a frequently-traveled road.  Sometimes during services, the church PA picks up CB broadcasts from passing motorists.  The CB’ers, of course are unaware that their voices are being heard in a meeting.


Once, the pastor began a prayer, saying, “O Lord, we beseech you to meet our various needs . . .”


Suddenly he was interrupted by a loud voice that crackled over the PA, “I’ll be right on down!”


Old MacDonald

Three contestants in a television quiz show were down to the last round.  The master of ceremonies explained the final question.  “I’m going to give you a phrase with a word missing at the end.  Come up with the missing word and you’ll win our grand prize – an all-expenses paid two-week trip to Europe.  Ready?  The phrase is, ‘Old MacDonald has a ______.’  And remember, you must not only name the missing word.  You must spell it.”

The first contestant answered: “Old MacDonald had a ranch – r-a-n-c-h.”

The studio audience moaned.

The second contestant tried: “Old MacDonald had a barn – b-a-r-n.

More groaning.


10 Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.  After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”


Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of a family of seven) answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”


Bible Reading Plan August 2017

Read the following at your own pace:

  • Psalms (3 chapters per week)
  • Proverbs (1 chapter per day)
  • Ezekiel (entire book for month)
  • Daniel (entire book for month)

The Moral of the Story Is

Mrs. Hilton, the kindergarten teacher, was suddenly taken ill and a replacement was hastily found.  The substitute teacher had a degree in computer science and was at a loss as to what to do with the children.  She decided to tell them stories.  And always, at the end of each story, she would say, “And the moral of that story is . . ..”  Hearing dozens of stories, the children had sat through dozens of morals.  In a few days, Mrs. Hilton recovered from her illness and returned to her class.  One of her students greeted her with a smile and said, “Teacher, I’m so glad you’re back.  I like you better than that other teacher.”  Mrs. Hilton was flattered by the child, but was curious.  “Why do you like me better than the other teacher?”  The child looked into the teacher’s eyes and said, “Because you don’t have any morals.”


Maker Fun Factory VBS 2017

Summer brings all types of word pictures to our minds.  We may think of beaches, vacations, travel, camps, etc.  When we think of summer we usually think of all the fun things we can do with our family and friends.  But for me, the highlight of my summer is VBS.  I am so looking forward to this year’s VBS!  This year our theme is Maker Fun Factory.


Bible Reading Plan July 2017

Read the following at your own pace:

  • Psalms (3 chapters per week)
  • Proverbs (1 chapter per day)
  • Isaiah (entire book for month)
  • Jeremiah (entire book for month)
  • Lamentations (entire book for month)


Bible Reading Plan June 2017

Read the following at your own pace:

  • Psalms (3 chapters per week)
  • Proverbs (1 chapter per day)
  • Ezra (entire book for month)
  • Nehemiah (entire book for month)
  • Esther (entire book for month)

Paid in Full with One Glass of Milk

When Jesus was asked, what is the greatest commandment, his reply was love God and the second was like the first, love man.  This is our mandate as Christians, but if there are so many of us why are we not making an impact on our world.  We live in a world that lives for the exact opposite of this love.  Maybe the answer is found in 1 John 2:9-11 which says, “
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness.  Whoever loves his brother lives in the light, and there is nothing in him to make him stumble.  But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness; he does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded him.”