One-Man Show

This actor did a one-man show and the critic wrote: “There were to many in the cast.”


Bible Reading Plan – May 2018, Week 21

Monday, May 21:

Saul & Jonathan Die – David mourns and God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked

  • 1 Chronicles 10
  • 2 Samuel 1
  • Ezekiel 33:11

Tuesday, May 22:

Abner & Ishbosheth Die – The murders of General Abner and King Ishbosheth

  • 2 Samuel 2
  • 2 Samuel 3
  • 2 Samuel 4


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Bible Reading Plan – May 2018, Week 20

Monday, May 14:

Doeg Kills Priests – David flees to wilderness, Doeg kills priests, and David writes psalms

  • 1 Samuel 22
  • Psalms 63
  • Psalms 52

Tuesday, May 15:

David Hides & Spares Saul – The Ziphites tell Saul where David is and David writes psalms

  • 1 Samuel 23
  • 1 Samuel 24
  • Psalms 54


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Hide-and-Seek

I never liked hide-and-seek since the time I hid in the closet and my family moved.                 



Health Nut

A health nut is talking to his co-worker.  The only thing he likes more than jogging is telling people about his jogging.  He says, “I now jog to work behind the bus in which I used to ride to work.  I feel great and I save $2.00 a day.”

The friend says, “Why don’t you save $20 and jog behind a cab?”



Bible Reading Plan – May 2018, Week 19

Monday, May 7:

David & Goliath – David the shepherd vs. the giant Goliath

  • 1 Samuel 17
  • Psalms 23
  • 2 Samuel 21:15-22

Tuesday, May 8:

Saul’s Insecurity – King Saul is jealous of David

  • 1 Samuel 18
  • Proverbs 14:30
  • James 3:13-16


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Daughter’s Brilliant Paper

A college professor congratulated a man on his daughter’s brilliant paper on the influence of science on the principles of government. 
 
The father exclaimed, “Good!  Next I want her to begin to work on the influence of the vacuum cleaner on the modern carpet!”


New Sermon Series Begin on Mother’s Day

A survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau asked young adults about the importance of various life transitions. Here’s what the young adults said about transitions were “extremely important” to them:

  • Completed formal schooling—62%
  • Employed full-time—52%
  • Capable of supporting a family financially—50%
  • Financially independent from parents—43%
  • No longer living in parents’ house—26%
  • Getting married—12%

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Bible Reading Plan – May 2018, Week 18

Monday, April 30:

Israel Wants a King – Israel rejects God as their king

  • 1 Samuel 7
  • 1 Samuel 8
  • Hosea 13:9-11

Tuesday, May 1:

Saul Anointed as King – King Saul and God’s Laws for a King

  • 1 Samuel 9
  • 1 Samuel 10
  • Deuteronomy 17:14-20


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Bible Reading Plan – April 2018, Week 17

Monday, April 23:

Ruth’s Virtue – The awe of the kinsmen redeemer and Ruth the virtuous woman

  • Ruth 3
  • Deuteronomy 25:5-10
  • Proverbs 31:10-31

Tuesday, April 24:

Ruth’s Redemption – The law of the kinsman redeemer and the genealogy of Jesus

  • Ruth 4
  • Matthew 22:23-33
  • Matthew 1:1-6


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